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Feb 13, 2007 22:33:55 GMT -5
Post by yallbesilly on Feb 13, 2007 22:33:55 GMT -5
Years ago, I was counseling with an inmate in Confinement. Suddenly, I was interrupted by the inmate and was threatened with the following: Sgt. ...... what you just said was "CONTRADICTIONARY" and when I get out, I'm gonna kill you and your "BELOVABLE" family. Well, I survived.
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Feb 16, 2007 11:43:42 GMT -5
Post by Sassy on Feb 16, 2007 11:43:42 GMT -5
Favorite phrase: "I want it so quiet in here that you can hear a rat piss on a cotton ball."
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gel
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Never have so many been watched by so few
Posts: 250
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Feb 21, 2007 15:00:46 GMT -5
Post by gel on Feb 21, 2007 15:00:46 GMT -5
Had one file a grievance on one of my officers saying they disrespected him and were unprofessional. Didn't think the officer should have called him an "individual"
gel
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Apr 3, 2007 9:42:27 GMT -5
Post by kntryknight1 on Apr 3, 2007 9:42:27 GMT -5
When working CMs, I was called P.A. CRACKER ( Pu@@y A@@ Cracker) so often, I was seriously tempted to buy a name tag that said it. Wonder how the warden would've responded to any grievances on officer P.A. Cracker!
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Apr 5, 2007 9:18:54 GMT -5
Post by kntryknight1 on Apr 5, 2007 9:18:54 GMT -5
Running the Gator = Inmate running his mouth.
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Apr 19, 2007 23:20:41 GMT -5
Post by psychowolf on Apr 19, 2007 23:20:41 GMT -5
jim jones juice= red kool aid ...... ghetto juice = grape [or as some call it] purple kool aid . I still havent figured out how a color can also be a flavor,,,,,LOL
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chippiejoe
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The devil made me write that DR.
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Dec 23, 2007 9:42:45 GMT -5
Post by chippiejoe on Dec 23, 2007 9:42:45 GMT -5
Does anyone know what Get Chunked means ?
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Dec 28, 2007 13:28:55 GMT -5
Post by karlieh74 on Dec 28, 2007 13:28:55 GMT -5
We have a Captain at UCI that a few COs have threantened to get a jacket for with the name embroidered on to say P.A. Cracker... How about "this ain't my first rodeo" an officer telling anyone that they are not that green (new) that they can be had that easy, they know their job dammit! "Catch your house" go back to your cell
Sorry Chippie - haven't heard that one yet... you learned it's meaning yet? Jan 30 is just around the corner!!! WOOOO WHOOO
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Mar 18, 2008 4:15:09 GMT -5
Post by joeblowco2008 on Mar 18, 2008 4:15:09 GMT -5
ok heres some I've heard over the years
"Are You Advertising?"- Question staff asks an inmate thats wearing his pants off of his a$$
"You got that?"- Code for inmates asking others about contraband items (tattoo ink, shanks, cell phones etc.) in front of staff
"Red"- refers to a black person who is light skinned also referred as "high yellow"
"buster"- referring to a young inmate that doesnt know any better.
"car"- radio
"work"- usually getting a tattoo(saying is 'I got some work done')
If i was incorrect on any, please let me know.
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Mar 20, 2008 19:57:50 GMT -5
Post by 2ndtimearound on Mar 20, 2008 19:57:50 GMT -5
are you advertising? We call that; "Trolling for Queers." sweep the sun off of the sidewalk or push that broom until I get tired. Good for the extra duty inmates who get slapped on the wrist for a walking dr. dirve by begging. that is all the ones who aint got money begging the inmates in the canteen line on the rec yard to get them something. back when the yard was open it was the same thing.
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Mar 27, 2008 1:19:46 GMT -5
Post by toots76 on Mar 27, 2008 1:19:46 GMT -5
I overheard an inmate the other day telling another inmate that he's locked up because he got pulled over while driving drunk and failed the "sorority" test....
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Mar 27, 2008 23:16:00 GMT -5
Post by joeblowco2008 on Mar 27, 2008 23:16:00 GMT -5
Heres' one. I am no longer with the state and working at the county jail now, An inmate was being booked for an obscene amount of illegal prescription drug possession. When the booking officer asked why he had them he said " those are for my peoples" When the officer asked "what are you ? a doctor?" the inmate replied:
"No, I'm a PHARMASUDICALIST!!!" don't care where your from , thats funny!!
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Apr 28, 2008 9:24:12 GMT -5
Post by CooL HanD on Apr 28, 2008 9:24:12 GMT -5
Found these on former prisoners websites
Spread -- A spread is a meal prepared by a group of inmates. A trash bag is usually filled with 4 to 5 Ramen Noodles packages, diced summer sausages, dehydrated refried beans, beef or chicken sometimes stolen by the kitchen workers, Louisiana Hot Sauce, and whatever else the group might prefer. Boiling water is then added to the mixture and the trash bag is tied closed and encased in newspaper to keep the heat in. After about 5 minutes the trash bag can then be untied and carefully torn open to provide a perfect eating surface. Not until you pour the melted cheese over the top through.
Fifi (French Whore) -- A device used to simulate sex with a woman. It is usually made by rolling a trash bag inside of a towel. The excess plastic is then folded back and over the outside of the towel and secured in place by several rubber-bands at different intervals along its length. A cup of lotion is then heated and squirted generously inside of the inmate's new toy.
A Drop -- Is a package being delivered outside of the prison walls for an inmate on an outside work crew to pick up and smuggle back in. Most drops consist of a can of Bugler tobacco, rolling papers, Vaseline, Syran Wrap, and whatever drug that inmate might prefer. Loose tobacco was the norm because shoving a whole cigarette up your ass without breaking it has to be impossible.
Keister Bunny -- The person packing his ass. This term isn't reserved for the people bringing the contraband into the place either. Many inmates keep their anal cavities packed as it is the last place correction's officers usually search for banned substances and items. The announcement of "Full-Body Cavity Searches" sent most of the bunnies scrambling from the day-room with the quickness.
Mule -- See Keister Bunny
Cho-Mo -- A child molester. The most hated person in prison. More than snitches or cops believe it or not.
The Bootie Flu -- AID's/HIV
Punk -- Someone who takes it up the ass.
Bitch -- Someone who takes it up the ass.
Ho -- Someone who takes it up the ass. Which means if you call someone any of those, you should be prepared to fight.
Moist -- As in "You're Moist". You know, soft as hell.
Peckerwood -- A racist white bastard.
Race Traitor -- The Peckerwoods most hated enemy.
Lean -- Those from Texas already know what I'm talking about to a degree, but the term Lean in prison referred to Sucrettes. You could order the cough drops on canteen and then melt them down in your miniature crock-pot. After allowing to cool a bit, the medicine can then be drank down providing an adequate buzz very familiar to that of Hydrocodone. They banned the Sucrettes just before I was paroled.
Cap -- A cap always referred to the lid of a Chapstick. This was used as a measuring device for marijuana and always cost you $25 a pop. The joints people would roll would be no more than an inch and a half in length, but Colorado bud is all good so there were never any worries about whether or not you'd get high.
Gladiator - young inmate out to make a name for himself so he isn't the aforementioned "Ho".
Snapper/Skinner= child molester
Skin dip/Paper wafer- Skinny cig.
beauty= see ho
Hootie pipe= a card rolled into a tube so you can smoke snipes.
Snipe/shorts= a small piece of a joint or the last drag on a rollie
The ninja- full blown aids
stop signs- suboxn popular up north when dirt isnt around
dirt- heroine
Torpedo - young hit man, usually peckerwood or skin
suited and booted - dressed and ready for riot
not my first rodeo - repeat offender
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Apr 28, 2008 9:25:34 GMT -5
Post by CooL HanD on Apr 28, 2008 9:25:34 GMT -5
Had one file a grievance on one of my officers saying they disrespected him and were unprofessional. Didn't think the officer should have called him an "individual" gel Quoted due to board distortion
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May 13, 2008 9:22:46 GMT -5
Post by highlander on May 13, 2008 9:22:46 GMT -5
Instead of telling em to stop running their gator I tell em to stop running their money maker.
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