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Sept 7, 2006 14:42:54 GMT -5
Post by iseeyou on Sept 7, 2006 14:42:54 GMT -5
Doo Doo demon- One who plays with poo. Usually someone off their meds.
Seen some priceless incidents of I/M's playing with poo. Almost puked on a white shirt after the application of chemical agents when one started kicking on the door and smearing poo all over himself.
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gel
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Never have so many been watched by so few
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Sept 10, 2006 11:11:37 GMT -5
Post by gel on Sept 10, 2006 11:11:37 GMT -5
Nasty, told a doo doo demon once that if he wanted me to believe he was nuts he would take a bite out of the baby ruth. Well, you guessed it he was nuts...
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Slang
Sept 10, 2006 11:28:40 GMT -5
Post by jb2334 on Sept 10, 2006 11:28:40 GMT -5
yeah, I call them sh*t stirrers...
the best is when they take the bread from their food tray and make a sandwich...good for nauseating TEAs...
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Slang
Sept 12, 2006 1:26:46 GMT -5
Post by confucious on Sept 12, 2006 1:26:46 GMT -5
Confucious say....LOL....too funny!
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roses
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Sept 12, 2006 21:14:06 GMT -5
Post by roses on Sept 12, 2006 21:14:06 GMT -5
To gambler...................... SSOB Thats what we call one of the Captains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The shoe fits him.
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Oct 15, 2006 10:34:17 GMT -5
Post by brucifer on Oct 15, 2006 10:34:17 GMT -5
Too all, Been doing this for over 27 years and it still amazes me how little things have changed concerning prison slang. Keep up the good work. Brucifer
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Slang
Oct 25, 2006 18:26:24 GMT -5
Post by messy marvin on Oct 25, 2006 18:26:24 GMT -5
Been doing this 22 years and the more things change, the more they stay the same! Twisted Sister.
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Nov 14, 2006 22:12:01 GMT -5
Post by marvinhill on Nov 14, 2006 22:12:01 GMT -5
probably been posted and I just read over it.... SHIM - confused about their gender (no offense intended)
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Dec 5, 2006 8:21:00 GMT -5
Post by Warren on Dec 5, 2006 8:21:00 GMT -5
"He doesn't play the radio": the officer doesn't put up with any sh*t from inmates.
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Dec 5, 2006 18:33:46 GMT -5
Post by messy marvin on Dec 5, 2006 18:33:46 GMT -5
I heard an old Lt. tell an inmate, "Boy, you are trying me like a free sample." Somedays it's hard to keep a straight face.
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Dec 5, 2006 18:34:44 GMT -5
Post by messy marvin on Dec 5, 2006 18:34:44 GMT -5
I heard an old Lt. tell an inmate, "Boy, you are trying me like a free sample." Somedays it's hard to keep a straight face.
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state357
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Dec 31, 2006 20:20:34 GMT -5
Post by state357 on Dec 31, 2006 20:20:34 GMT -5
Heres's some for ya:
Compound Queen-ya you guessed it. Goin downtown-housin area Goin uptown-area that includes: Medical, Chapel, Chowhall,etc. Goin to the country-Rec Yard
We also call an Officer who is always yellins and bangin on the glass, in the wicker-"Winder Ape"
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chickenhawk
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Feb 12, 2007 8:37:22 GMT -5
Post by chickenhawk on Feb 12, 2007 8:37:22 GMT -5
For any of you that have spent any time at UCI, maybe you will recognize a fe of these. Had a capt, who couldn't complete a conversation without saying "right yonder with it" at least a half dozen times. Lt, used to tell the Im's at their preconfinement interview that they were going to jail for violation code 9-0 which was pissing off the police. and on the cofinement wings, they have their very own dialects. officer comes on the wing, you'll hear "one time" or "Five O". How many cofinement officers have heard the term "man Down" "Ya Heard?" I was threatened one time by an IM who told me that I didn't wanna mess with him cause his money's long, swine, real long." I have a caucasion officer that works for me, he has a dark complection, and some of the IMs think that he is puerto rican, and he has a last name that ends in "stein" so one of the writ writers started calling him "jewish swine" LOL Management meals-happy meals OH!!! here is a great one, that area between a womans stomach, and her crotch....sometimes, it is a rather prominent area, that is the Gunt, because it's not a gut, it's not a..........
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Feb 12, 2007 12:33:36 GMT -5
Post by LockInaSock on Feb 12, 2007 12:33:36 GMT -5
Pretty funny post chickenhawk! I guess one of my favorite convict phrases is " You heard?", or to pronounce it more correctly, "Yerherd?". I can remember when I stared out at FSP years ago you would hear the inmates yelling to each other and when one got finished yelling he would sign it off with, "Yerherd?". Hey here's a little tip for any of you guys who are married to have a little fun with. I'll tell my wife something that I think is important or some kind of task I want her to do for me while I'm at work or something and after I tell her I'll say, "Yerherd?" Boy she can't stand that and it really annoys the hell out of her.
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Feb 12, 2007 22:47:53 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2007 22:47:53 GMT -5
Favorite phrase of late:"Cracka, you betta check my jacket!!"
Told one the other day, "Son, I been here so long and seen so many jackets, NOTHING in yours could POSSIBLY impress or astonish me."
Dipsh*t asked me what "astonish" meant!! Real killer there!!
LOL
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