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Post by karlieh74 on Dec 18, 2007 21:02:17 GMT -5
We had one new cock in Victor Dorm at UCI (the worst of the worst at UCI) he went around the dorm and had to report back to the Sgt the circumcision status of all the inmates.. I don't know how - But they actually got the new cock to do it.... The boring ones we have done: toilet paper and mop inventory.. My favorite was done by my dad - sent a new cock looking for a set of fallopian tubes!  |
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Post by karlieh74 on Jan 2, 2008 9:15:25 GMT -5
We just got a particularly whine-y New Cock at UCI the other day.. He was sent all over the compound: from O dorm to A area to B area to T dorm to S dorm to R dorm to P dorm to the Kitchen back to O dorm where he had to write and incident report for his failure to locate the Fog Fan. When He turned the incident report in to the Captain, one of our LTs handed him a paper fan that said "I have been New Cocked" on it. I am rather proud of my fan! What is better, this dork asked the LT what new cocked was and if there really was a such thing as a Fog Fan... I will say this, this TEA is not complaining AS MUCH about what he has to do.. He got a dose of reality. After he told me I was an a**hole I did let him know that if he passes his test (this time around) he can join in on the reindeer games!
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Post by Tazz on Jan 2, 2008 17:10:23 GMT -5
OMG! I like that! I think it is cruel and mean, but it is FUNNY!
BBBWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Just call me passive/aggressive.
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bobsr
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Post by bobsr on Jan 2, 2008 20:48:37 GMT -5
HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
OUCH, THE FLOOR HURTS! I fell out of my chair laughing!
HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
That is great.
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Post by calculus on Jan 9, 2008 4:22:48 GMT -5
We have a new TEA that apparently is a "kung fu" master, a terrorist killer, and a couple other notable occupations. Well on my days off, apparently he was sent over from the Annex to the Main Unit looking for a "Fog Fan" to clear out the fog from around the perimeter fence. This apparently went on for hours. A few days later, he came back to the Main Unit, this time looking for the "key greaser." I had to turn away to keep from laughing, but I did manage to ask him "for what kind of key? A BEST lock key, or a Folger Adam's key", a few minutes later he came back and told me what kind of key, and I told him, "Sorry, that one is locked up in the Key & Lock Sgt's office."
In the meantime, the officer I was working with, apologized for the hour long hunt for the fog fan, and the TEA actually said, "Oh I knew there was no such thing, I was just playing along."
I then replied, and what was it again that you were looking for today?
Cal.
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Post by karlieh74 on Jan 9, 2008 10:06:38 GMT -5
Fog fans are big this time of year! Really in demand  |
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Post by brucifer on Jan 9, 2008 12:01:46 GMT -5
Hey, are the fog fan powered by 12 volt or 110 volt? That's the next ?
Are they reversible suck or blow?
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Post by CooL HanD on Jan 10, 2008 8:53:35 GMT -5
There's always the "Radio Freqency Test", having a newbie do a 10 count over the radio. Always a good laugh...Pisses the OIC of though, but the laugh is much more important...LOL |
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WE BE EATING CAT FOOD!!!!!!!!!
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WHEN OH WHEN WILL WE STOP GETTING SCREWED OVER BY THE SO CALLED ADMINISTRATORS OF THIS DEPARTMENT.
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Post by WE BE EATING CAT FOOD!!!!!!!!! on Jan 10, 2008 9:10:00 GMT -5
When I was in the military, we had this new private. The Sergeant wanted to play one on.
We were flying to Norway. The Sergeant hands this kid a box. Says it was his last box of grid squares.
This kid carries this box, with refueling stop in germany all the way above the artic circle to tromso norway.
It was a box of sand.
The look on the kids face when it was opened was a master card priceless moment.
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ihavenoname
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I'm the Officer, so I make the rules
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Post by ihavenoname on Jan 10, 2008 12:47:19 GMT -5
This one is one that I like to do, call the dorm and ask the officer to page an inmate, you know like inmate mann, annita, or inmate bath, annita, and if they ask for a dc number just make one up.
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Post by Mr Hat on Jan 25, 2008 10:54:16 GMT -5
You know it's bad when a TEA asks you what a Latrine is, when you send him to find a bucket of steam to sanitize it.
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Post by prick on Jan 25, 2008 11:07:14 GMT -5
You know it's bad when a TEA asks you what a Latrine is, when you send him to find a bucket of steam to sanitize it. Weren't you that TEA? |
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Post by Mr Hat on Jan 25, 2008 20:14:52 GMT -5
Don't you wish.
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Post by wbredwine on Feb 6, 2008 11:18:21 GMT -5
Well, another Officer and I were standing outside of the chow hall one day and we saw a new-cock officer walking up to the control room at shift change, (carrying an ironing board, looking like he was going surfing). Well being the Good samaritans that we are, we tried to save the new guy some ribbing and embarassment, and inform him that he was being new-cocked. The new-guy said, "No, You guys aren't gonna new-cock me, Lieutenant JD Greene (that Lieutenant always got to the new guys although nobody ever met the man) said I had to bring this ironing board to the control room to be re-covered." The other Officer and I just kinda looked at each other and smiled. OK hang ten dude. We tried.
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Post by Tazz on Feb 6, 2008 17:53:55 GMT -5
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