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Post by prisonnursereed on Jul 2, 2008 17:43:10 GMT -5
BIG SHIRLEY..............AN EXTRA LARGE MALE NURSE
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Post by virginia on Aug 17, 2008 1:44:17 GMT -5
Heres a few I have heard over the years:
K-wing Slim - Male officer @ Lake Butler C.I. Robo Cop - Male Officer @ Lake Butler C.I. Craig Mack - Male Officer @ Brevard C.I. Big Jit - Male Officer @ Brevard C.I. Uncle Fester - Male Officer @ Brevard C.I. Smack Mack - Male Sgt. @ Brevard C.I. Suck em up Sally - Female Officer @ Brevard C.I. Big Red - Male Officer @ Brevard C.I. Kool-Aid - Male Sgt. @ Brevard W/C
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Post by cruzer on Sept 9, 2009 1:41:28 GMT -5
I know it's Florida, but I just relocated from Texas as a C.O. and here are a few we had. Hope you enjoy - I REALLY enjoyed READING these! I laughed for over two hours reading theses!!!!
Mine was Cruz (Cause of my LAST NAME variation.) ONE SPEED- A Ad-Seg officer who only walked in ONE SPEED -SLOW! We too have a "Throw Momma off the train" because she looked JUST LIKE that woman! Capt. Moran who was called Captain MORON, and fit his name to the t! Capt. Brukett who was cal led Captain Bucket Head A transportion officer named "TightPants" and a few other names I can't mention here. My friend was called "Elvis" because he LOVES his hair (He actually quit because they wanted him to cut it) I'll leave at this - he hid his hair for over a year and half under his hat and when he quit it was WAY past his shoulders. Texas has the same rules you guys do. HA HA
Wind-Up-Egg- an older female officer who was always wound up about something, and was shapeds like an EGG!
Hollywood- and Officer who claimed to mess with ALL the ladies.
Gummy Bear - a female officer who had no teeth.
Mac & Cheese - His last name is Mctarnahan and he had GOD AWEFUL Body Odor...the inmates called him MAC and CHEESE because smelled like cheese! They called him McTARandHAM too because he was REALLY a big guy!
Big Sexy- It was EVEN had "BIG SEXY" on the front of his car. The dude was like 400 pounds and SWORE he was smooth. He later got arrested for inappropiate relations with an female offender and is doing time. I wonder if he still calls himself that.
Officer On-A-Dish - And officer whose last name was Ondish and servered her self out ALLOT!
PANTYLINER- A female officer whos pants wehre so tight you knew the brand name of what she was wearing, even if you didn't want too.
BOXCAR- her car looked like a box...and so did she...sadly this is ALSO "Throw Momma". I kinda liked her.
Commons where GI Jane GI Joe John and Jane Wayne Robocop Officer Hug a Ho or Hug a Thug Officer "Friendly" New Boot (new officer)
If I can think of more..I'll put up more
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Post by ihavenoname on Sept 10, 2009 12:47:47 GMT -5
cruzer that's just too damn funny, karma for you
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Post by virginia on Sept 20, 2009 7:23:12 GMT -5
Grouchymom, What ever happened to K-Wing Slim from Lake Butler?
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Post by docdiva on Jul 19, 2011 11:38:29 GMT -5
oh well lemme see......
Big Nasty.......huge male Sgt. Gorilla Black.......black female Ofc. spank bait.....white female officer, made herself subjectable to a gunner.....any gunner
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Post by bigjohn on Aug 11, 2015 12:18:51 GMT -5
False information
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Post by bigjohn on Apr 5, 2020 2:03:44 GMT -5
Xxxx
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